Mamu Banaya!

Mujhe Mumbai me mamu banaya!

It happend with me when I was trying to search my place, TQ. And I hired 1 auto... and i following was the conversation...

me - "boss le chalo auto ko THC, chandiwali"
AutoDri - "kidhar se, idhar se"
me - "haan idher se"
AutoDri - "ok"
me - "Ye kya... wapis wahi le aye jaha se chala tha me....???"
AutoDri - "jaisa aap bole waisa kiy mene"
me - "to aapko pata nahi THC kaha hai..."
AutoDri - "mujhe kya pata..."
me - "sahi ho yaar aapp... bol nahi sakte ki nahi pata THC..."
Auto Dri - "aapne pucha hi nahi... "
me - "to abhi kya... 10/- loge kya...."
AutoDri - "Ghoda ghass se dosti karega to khayega kya????"
me - " collecting 10/- jaise taise from pocket..."
AutoDri - "aa jate hai... rasta pata nahi... "
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Sultan, Mamu!